Our Products

An adorable Factory Friendo! This super soft plush features long and floppy ear-things, scales for days, and a waggly...

From the world of SATISFACTORY - Bring home your very own Jumbo-sized 42" long Plush Lizard Doggo, plus three include...

Standard issue Cup for melee range. 10oz configuration. Custom ceramic fabrication ensures vessel is both microwave-s...

The standard Coffee Cup has been Overclocked 50% to achieve a 15oz configuration! Custom ceramic fabrication ensures ...

Non-Standard issue Cup for melee range. 10oz configuration. This limited edition cup is only available to those Pione...

A pair of zinc and enamel branded keychains. Save the Day! Includes one Checkit Mascot Keychain and one Satisfactory ...

This sticker pack contains 3 pages of stickers. Glossy vinyl and water resistant. Each page is 8.50" x 5.50". Contain...

This Uranium Waste container contains 100% pure and authentic waste byproduct, produced in one of our certified Nucle...

The first and last word in company endorsement. 10% off during this special Pre-Order period. Orders ship end of Octo...

This tasty treat is a favorite of Pioneers and Lizard Doggos alike. 4" tall, and includes a magnet sewn into the seam...

Be the best Pioneer you can be, and enjoy your FICSIT Coffee Cup... on a shirt! 10% off during this special Pre-Order...

We've scoured the planet of MASSAGE-2(A-B)b and found a fair collection of these interesting specimen: Power Slugs! S...

For the Pioneer on the go, optimized for maximum space efficiency. The FICSIT Factory Cart. Safety siren optional. 10...

We've scoured the planet of MASSAGE-2(A-B)b and found a fair collection of these interesting specimen: Power Slugs! S...

Represent yourself by representing your company. Together, the future is ours. 10% off during this special Pre-Order ...

We've scoured the planet of MASSAGE-2(A-B)b and found a fair collection of these interesting specimen: Power Slugs! S...

Welcome to the crew. 10% off during this special Pre-Order period. Orders ship end of October 2022. Silk screen print...

We've scoured the planet of MASSAGE-2(A-B)b and found a fair collection of these interesting specimen: Power Slugs! S...

A fully fabricated, weathered and finished Xeno-Zapper Replica. Ready to display! Our replicas are machined and fabri...

A fully fabricated, weathered and finished Xeno-Basher Replica. Ready to display, with battery-powered light feature!...